What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 07:50

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.